• West Ham 4 Doncaster 0 (FA Cup)It's on to BBC iPlayer for this one as Fornals sweeps home in the second minute after a cross from Fredericks. News filters through on WhatsApp that a tardy Matt has missed the goal as he was fetching his and Lisa's jalapeno cheese toasties. […]
  • West Ham 2 West Brom 1The Moyes versus Allardyce derby (El Tactico?) is on BT Sport this time, with my pal Fraser presumably watching from behind the sofa. Dawson puts a free header wide from a West Ham corner early on and for most of the first half Big Sam's […]
  • Interesting to watch Sebastien Haller playing in his first two games for Ajax. His body language certainly looked very different. When he made a goal he wheeled away with his arm in the air and when he scored he looked delighted. None of which happened at West Ham, where he […]
  • West Ham 1 Burnley 0In our never-ending round of TV companies it's on to Amazon Prime to watch this one. The Irons get off to a great start as Benrahma plays Bowen in with a fine through ball, he finds Fornals who crosses for Antonio to get behind Tarkowski and […]
  • Stockport 0 West Ham 1 (FA Cup)It's another evening in front of BT Sport wondering if West Ham can do it on a rainy Monday night in Stockport. Matt takes to WhatsApp to announce that as Dowie has been dropped we might stand a chance. Though resting Bowen, Soucek and […]
  • Good to see on twitter that Tomas Soucek was given a surprise portion of his favourite Czech potato salad by the West Ham canteen, having told Sky that he normally spends three weeks at Christmas eating potato salad. Whatever is in it, if it keeps him running for miles and […]
  • It seems that Sebastien Haller is about to move to Ajax for £20 million with the Hammers losing £25 million on Seb in a season and a half. So another piece of terrible business from West Ham. But really there's not a lot of choice. Haller just doesn't fit into […]
  • It's good that Manuel Lanzini has apologised for breaking Tier 4 rules at Christmas after being pictured alongside Spurs' Erik Lamela, Giovani Lo Celso and Sergio Reguilon. He tweeted:" I want to apologise for a bad mistake and I take full responsibility for my actions. I know people have made […]
  • New Year's Day saw West Ham win at Everton followed by Graham O'Brien on Doctor Who wearing a West Ham scarf. Graham, played by real-life Arsenal fan Bradley Walsh, is the second Doctor Who companion to support the Irons, following Donna Noble who learned to whistle "up West Ham". Clearly […]
  • Everton 0 West Ham 1The New Year begins with very little luck for the Hammers. First Ryan Fredericks is absent with Covid-19 and then Lucasz Fabianski is injured in the warm-up. Luckily for Darren Randolph the first half is a tepid affair with the sub goalie not being tested until Bernard's […]